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what the hell are you looking for?!

we don't have the foggiest idea what the hell you're looking for. did you think to check your spelling? maybe you followed a link from some backwoods redneck that couldn't spell to save his life. maybe we moved the file just to mess with your head. we understand. shit happens. if you followed a link from transmission3000 to arrive here, forget about it. you're dreaming. go back to sleep. this never happened. do not ask questions. curiosity killed the cat, bub.

but just to save face, you better hurry over to transmission3000. tell 'em cletus sent ya.